NIGHTS SEX & LIESVOULUME 1.1
CATEGORY LIES
"I NEVER SAVED YOUR NUMBER"
OK IM NOT THE MOST GOREGOUS CHICK (EVEN THO I AM A REGAL CHIK!!!)BUT I LOVE CATCHIN THESE FUCKIN WANNA BE SNITCH ASS NIGGAS WHO JOCK THERE OWN DICKS IN LIESSO THIS GUY I'M GOING TO CALL LARRYJOHN CAME UP TO ME IN THE CLUB A FEW WEEKS AGO AND ASKED ME TO DANCE. DANCED AND ENDED UP TALKING.... AND HUNG OUT. HE IS SUPER CHILL.SO WE HANG OUT A FEW OTHER TIMES OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB AND ONE DAY HE JUST SAYS I REALLY LIKE CHILLEN WITH YOU AND WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE EVERYDAY.... MY RESPONSE "OH COOL" MY THOUGHT..."UMMMMMMMM YOU'RE EITHER SPRUNG, TRYIING TO GET SCREWED ON A REGULAR, OR YOU'RE FUCKIN WEIRD.... FINE AS SHIT BUT WEIRD...AND THEN COMMUNICATION STOPSME I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT I HAVE TOO MUCH GOING ON AND PROBABLY ANOTHER GUY IN THE PICUTRE ANYWAYS TO CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT SOME GUY NOT MY BOYFRIEND WHO STOPS COMMUNICATING WITH ME.BUT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES THE OTHER DAY I TEXT LARRYJOHN TO SAY HI... THE RESPONSEWHO IS THISMY RESPONSE: NEVERMINDHIS RESPONSE: WELL DON'T JUST SAY NEVERMIND TELL ME WHO YOU AREMY RESPONSE: ANJL I WAS JUST SAYING HIAROUND 11 AT NIGHT (BY THE WAY THE EARLIER MESSAGES WERE LIKE AROUND 4 IN THE AFTERNOON)LARRYJOHN: DO YOU WANT TO COME OVERANJL:I WOULD BUT IM BUSYLARRYJOHN: COME ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILEANJL: SURE Y NOT(MIND YOU I HAD NOTHING TO DO AND WAS REALLY JUST SICK OF MY HOUSE... PLUS I'LL ADMIT HE IS FINE)LARRYJOHN: OK SEE YOU IN A BITSO WE CHILLED FOR A BIT AND I WENT HOME TO MY BEDWHWHILE I WAS THERE WE CAUGHT UP AND IN PASSING MENTIONED THAT IM STARTING TO SHOOT AGAIN.... TO WHICH HE SAID I SHOULD SHOOT HIM AND WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND DO IT THIS WEEKEND. BEING THE PERSON THAT I AM I SAID LET ME LOOK AT MY SCHEDULE (KNOWING IT WAS CLEAR AFTER 12) AND WE CAN DO ITHERE WERE SOME OF THE OTHER THINGS THAT HE SAID.... MY THOUGHTS ARE IN () AND THEN AFTERWARDS ARE MY ACTUAL RESPONSES"ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU" (YEA TRUE BUT DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THE TATTOOS ALL OVER YOUR GOREGOUS BODY **I KNOW WEIRD CUZ I LOVE GUYS WITH TATTOOS**) "YEA ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO""I REALLY MISSED YOU" (AND YET YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS WHEN YOU WERE TEXTING YOU) "I MISSED YOU TOO""YOU'RE SO SEXY" (COMPLIMENTS ARE GREAT BUT I STILL REMBER THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS) I LAUGHED"ITS A GREAT FEELING WHEN YOU CAN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT AND HOLD A CONVERSTATION WITH THEM" (YEA IM NOT LOOKING AT YOU FOR TWO REASONS 1 YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR ITS MAKING ME WANT TO LAUGH, AND 2 YOUR FINE AND IM TRYING TO REMEBER HOW MUCH OF A LIAR YOU ARE NOT FORGET) "OK""I WANT TO JUST KISS YOU AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND GIVE IT TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG" (AS GREAT AS THAT SOUNDS REALLY HONESTLY IM GOOD SOOO GOOD SOOO GOOD) "THAT DOES SOUND TEMPTING"NOW I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHY ANY OF THIS SHIT IS FUNNY HERE'S WAT HAD ME DYING LAUGHING AT WORK FOR LIKE 30 MINUTESI TEXT LARRYJOHN AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE THAT IF THEY STILL WANT TO SHOOT THAT THEY NEED TO SEND ME TIMES.LARRY JOHN: WHO IS THIS THAT SOUNDS GOOD THOI SWEAR TO BUDDAH I JUST STARTED DYING LAUGHING AND ALMOST DIDN'T RESPOND...... FURTHERMORE EVERYTIME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES THAT I DID GO TO RESPOND I STARTED TO LAUGH ALL OVER AGAIN AND DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO TEXT HIM BACK.THEN FINALLYANJL: UMM WOW... ITS ANJLLARRYJOHN: I NEVER HAD THE NUMBER SAVED, SORRYAGAIN I STARTED DYING LAUGHING BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID I REMEBER PUTTING MY NUMBER IN HIS PHONE I REMEMBERED CALLING MYSELF FROM HIS PHONE AND SEEING MY NAME COME UP ON THE CALLER ID.LUCKLIY FOR LARRYJOHN I WAS AT WORK AND WAS LAUGHING TO HARD ANYWAY TO POINT OUT HIS BULLSHIT. I MERELY CONTINUED LAUGHING AND RESPONDED OK SO WHEN DID YOU WANT TO SHOOTSO THIS WEEKEND IM GOING TO SHOOT MR LARRYJOHN. AND I MIGHT JUST HAPPEN TO "FORGET TO SAVE HIS NUMBER IN MY PHONE" AND HE CAN JUST REMBER MINE TO GET HIS PHOTOS.LMFAOOKAY PEOPLE HERE IS A RULE OF THUMB WHEN DEALING WITH ME..... IF YOU ARE GOING TO STOP TALKING TO ME OR WHATEVER.... PLEASE DON'T REMEMBER HOW FINE I AM AND WANT TO SCREW ME AND EVERYTHING... FURTHERMORE IF YOU ARE GOING TO REMEBER ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE THE GRACE AND INTELLIGENCE TO ACTUALLY SAVE MY NUMBER OR SOMETHING SO THAT YOU KNOW WHO IT IS THAT YOU ARE TALKING TO.... CUZ DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK I ACTUALLY AM ONE OF THE SMARTER GIRLS IN THE BUNCH!!!!! AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING AWAY WITH SOME BULLSHIT CHANCES ARE I ALREADY KNOW AND AM JUST LETTING YOU DO IT INSTEAD OF COMMENTING ON ITBUT PLEASE BY ALL MEANS CONTINUE TO DO THE STUPID SHIT YOU DICK JOCKERS DO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT AND MAKE MYSELF AND OTHERS LAUGH
HOW LONG ARE YOUR NIGHTS? HOW JUICY IS YOUR SEX? HOW NAUGHTY ARE YOUR LIES?
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